![]() The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass."They weren't hypocrites," says Carter, whose family owned the Delta Democrat Times in Greenville. In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson". A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything). The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Bill Crawford: Data Search Fails to Reveal Student.State Auditor: State Universities Spend Millions o.Jenkins & Parker Sue Rankin County, Sheriff, & Dep.The Organ Trail: In the Beginning There was the Lung.Sid Salter: Food Stamp (SNAP) Benefits Rise Despit.Governor Appoints Rainey as Chancellor for 12th.Times (UK): China Engineered Covid-19 Virus.Outdoor Stewardship Trust Fund OK's $9.8 Million f.Bigger Pie Forum: Fiscal Challenges of PERS.Morgigno Becomes Interim State Superintendent.Crechale Indicted in Domestic Violence Case.Southern Comfort, Straight out of Itta Bena, Court.Juneteenth Celebration Postponed to Monday.Mississippi Unemployment Reaches New Low.Bill Crawford: University Voices Ignored in State.PSC Commish Calls Out Entergy Over Slow Response.Judge Wingate: Lumumba "May Have Misinformed" Public.What Every Taxpayer Should Know About Diversity, E.Mayor Lumumba & Entergy CEO Holds Briefing.Storms Cause Jackson Garbage Collection Delays.Sid Salter: Don Triplett's Life Ends, Leaving a Le.Mayor Doubles Down Against Judge Wingate.Rez Increases Discharge, Minor Flooding Expected.State Auditor Busts Embezzlement in Holmes County.Buckley Drive Shooting: The REST of the Story.Capitol Street Moratorium on Bars Extended.Largest Mural in Mississippi Unveiled on Museum Trail.Another Generator Installation Company Rips Off Cu.Bill Crawford: Nursing Shortage Part of State's En.Violence Forces Outlets Carnival to End Early.Advice on Filing a Claim Following a Storm.Not Ready for Prime Time Garbage Company?.Rankin Sheriff Fires Deputies Accused in Jenkins S.DNA Used to Convict Man in 1990 Rape Case.Sid Salter: No Action but Grocery Tax Cuts & Cheap.Trash Talk: Will Garbage Be Picked up in Hinds Cou.UMMC Breaks Ground for New Nursing School.Lock & Load! Violent Trio Breaks out of Henley-Young.The Spice Continues to Flow in November.Judge Reeves: Government Can't Ban Felon Firearm P.Feds: Crisler Agreed to Protect Felon From Arrest.Snapshot: Mississippi's Labor Participation Rate.How I wish I could turn back time for one more visit.Federal Policies on Cars Becoming Nonsensical. ![]()
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